In the Beautiful Places

The greatest love story the world has ever known.

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Happy Potter, the boy who laughed

Happy Potter and the Smiling Stone

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Smiles

Happy Potter and the Comedian of Azkaban

Happy Potter and the Goblet of Giggles

Happy Potter and the Order of Puppies

Happy Potter and the Happy Bubbly Prince

Harry Potter and the Lively Hallows.

Join Happy Potter,
Hermione Giggler, and
Ron Wheezing,
in a hilarious adventure to make the Dark Lord laugh.

Lord Loldemort is depressed and angry because he isn’t like Happy Potter or Albust Out Laughing Dumbledore. He is joined by a band of equally depressed Laugh Eaters, like Belowtricks LeStrange, and Losinit Malfoy.

Happy must go through many jokes and playful riddles, facing Severe Huss Snape, finding Loldemort’s mysterious Whorecruxes… Which are the only thing that can make him laugh.

Happy is joined by his ragtag team of ex-clowns, Siriusly Black, Remus Laughing, Tinks, The Wheezings, Mad-Eye Not-Moody, Kingsley Cacklebolt, and many others. Together they can save the Wizarding world from sure peril.

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omg. this whole post is amazing

LMFAOOO OMG THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER.

I love Anderson Cooper so much. He was talking to a lady who was defending the pastor who said gays and lesbians should be put behind electrified fences and die out. This happened:

Cooper: I imagine if it was putting Jews behind electrified fences, you'd be saying something different.
Pritchard: Now, here we go again. We all know that's not gonna happen--
Cooper: Actually, that has happened. It's called the Holocaust.

newsweek:

inothernews:

dceiver:

brianvan:

sfbirdie:

tallwhitney:

nbctv:

New 2012-13 NBC Comedies

ZOMG you guys, NBC is on tumblr. Don’t they know that tumblr totally hates them right now?

PS. If you’re reading this, NBC, CANCEL WHITNEY!

Nobody likes you over here, NBC.

Also, I bet Save Me is going to be SUCH A HUGE HIT. OH YEAH TOTALLY. BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES ANNE HECHE.

There is nothing on this list that is not hilarious in concept/nature. I’m glad these are all comedies. BTW, Bill Pullman is playing the president again! He should give ALL THE SPEECHES

These are all jokes, right? Because if these are real shows, then this was obviously the year I could have gotten my spec pilot “TALKING FART MACHINE: THE INCREDIBLE ADVENTURES OF A MACHINE THAT FARTS (AND ALSO TALKS! NOT BAD, RIGHT?)” picked up for a 15 episode order and I missed it.

Tell you what, I am gonna not watch the fuck out of some ANIMAL PRACTICE. I’mma strain myself, not watching that.

Matthew Perry in Goon, a prequel to Goonies.

Also Animal Practice to be cancelled and replaced with Manimal Practice mid-season. Guaranteed!

Keep it called ‘30 Rock,’ just switch the focus to any of these spectacular businesses operating in and around 30 Rockefeller Plz, like, say, ‘Tossed,’ a journey of two vegan 20-somethings, or perhaps, ‘Yummy Sushi,’ so fresh it’s raw. Related: NBC, hope you like tumblr pitchforks.

(Source: theintentionalife)

briawesome:

fixed it.

But I love Matt Moore

blueisacolour:

iwantyousafe-mydoctor:

footygirl88:

j0hnlocked:

one-to-tennant:

ARE YOU MY MUMMY?

OH MY GOD.

I WAS WAITING FOR IT. ALL THIS TIME. WAITING.

The expression on that horse is priceless